BADAM! Episode 83: Mike Tyson Goes to Hell

September 12, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about Garry’s Mod, body pillows, ice cream, missing friends, fighting ghosts, tubing, eSight Glasses, KFC VR, Terry Pratchet, and Troy's impending wedding.

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BADAM! D&D Episode 11: The Final Battle

September 8, 2017

Bilgeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro face their toughest foe yet and end their quest!

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BADAM! D&D Episode 10: They’re Real!

September 6, 2017

Bill, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro continue their journey through the treacherous tunnel.

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BADAM! D&D Episode 9: These Dwarves are T H I C C

September 4, 2017

Bilgeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro set up camp and get drunk.

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BADAM! D&D Episode 8: No One Expects a Crab

September 1, 2017

Bilgeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro find that they may have gone the wrong way after all. Will they find the path again or will evil triumph?

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BADAM! D&D Episode 7: Elves Are Like Piccolo

August 29, 2017

Bilgeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro have found themselves cornered by a fearsome monster the likes of which they have never seen! Will they be able to over-come this monstrous goliath?

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BADAM! D&D Episode 6: Crit-Dick

August 26, 2017

Bligeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro continue their journey through the forest and reach the perilous river they were warned about. How will they get past it? What lurks in the depths? Which dwarf has the bigger dick? Find out this episode!

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BADAM! D&D Episode 5: Eaten Alive, Covered in Sh*t

August 24, 2017

Bligeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro learn of a new threat to the realm and must head out into a mysterious forest to contain it.

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BADAM! Episode 82: Get a Job

August 13, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about being uninformed, spam, pigeons, Spotify, new music, fish, hamsters, blood donations, cryptids, cucumbers, and Facebook advertising.

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BADAM! Episode 81: Screaming Murder Pants

August 5, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Sabel, and Richie talk about old memes, telemarketers, Juggalos, Injustice 2, unikeable protagonists, nostalgia, potato chips, and trolling.

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BADAM! Episode 80: Hizza Put

July 29, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about pool parties, Minecraft, Outback Steakhouse, AdBlock, Wonder Woman, conspiracy theorists, grafitti, and Hobby Lobby updates.

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BADAM! Episode 79: Dog Beef

July 15, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about North Carolina, hot sauce, bars, memorials, dangus, Michigan, Toledo Zoo, soft-drink tasting, and souvenirs.

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BADAM! Episode 78: Potato-Flavored Butt

July 7, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, Sabel, and Richie talk about swarms of lizards, promotions, movies, LGBT Babadook, chipology, birthdays, dreams, mildly sadistic children, and news headlines.

Music featured:
Good Grief - The Municipators

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BADAM! Episode 77: Dank Nugs

June 25, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about nipples, video games, audiobooks, dental fetishes, more video games, fastfood employees, and E3 2017.

This week on BADAM! Radio Thrillers: "Punch McHardfist" (Finale, thankfully)

Music used:
Standoff - Inon Zur
Brightness Calling - Inon Zur
Foundry Ambient - Mick Gordon
Rip & Tear - Mick Gordon
V.A.T.S. or Die - Inon Zur
At Doom's Gate - Mick Gordon

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BADAM! Episode 76: Lamp Dad

June 13, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about unsuccessful sex toys, Patrick’s unemployed life, getting tipsy, confusing shampoo, anti-racism racism, terrible chip ads, how to live in Japan, guns, and nuclear bombs.

Also, stay around until the end for a song from local band The Muncipators: "Clusterfuck". Available on their new album, available for pre-order now at http://municipators.bigcartel.com/

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BADAM! Gaiden 13: The Best of BADAM! Vol. 2

June 4, 2017

Troy, Patrick, and Sabel introduce The Best of BADAM! Volume 2 featuring clips from episodes 40, 41, 46, D&D Ep. 2, 57, 62, 67, 70, and 74.

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BADAM! Episode 75: Freaky Spinach

May 26, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about musical endeavors, fidget spinners, Stake-Man, birthday coupons, Patrick’s creepy dreams, It Follows, Chris’s further car troubles, girls in voice chat, Chris Cornell, Troy’s big news, and BADAM! the Hedgehog.

Stay tuned for a song by Sabel:

Sabelyn - Bait the Storm

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BADAM! Episode 74: At Least Mediocre

May 21, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about Chris’ continued gay-ventures, Patrick’s novel, quitting, a night on the town, music production, Chris’ terrifying car, DewSA, dog-herding, getting banned, and a new taste test.

This week on BADAM! Radio Thrillers: "Punch McHardfist" (Part 2, regretably)

Music used:
Explore 01 - Inon Zur
Conflict at the Entrance - Stuart Chatwood
Foundry Ambience - Mick Gordon
BFG Division - Mick Gordon
Uninvited - Inon Zur
Rip & Tear - Mick Gordon

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BADAM! Episode 73: Sensual Shakeweights

May 8, 2017

Chris, Patrick, and Sabel talk about Hot Wheels, terrible opening acts, A Perfect Circle, renting a car, pot, robbery, unisex bathrooms, real-life Johnny Bravos, mosquitos, and Blizzard cross-branding.

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BADAM! Episode 72: Dick Drought

May 6, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about authentic Italian flavors, work evaluations, Scatman John, fan art, "#savage", finals week, Virginia vs. West Virginia, the beach, pretentious burger joints, Chris’ no-fap challenge, bar fights, police chases, bad haircuts, The Disaster Artist, and trolling facists.

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BADAM! Episode 71: Sugar-Beard, Devourer of Bees

April 29, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about what we would do for money, HPV, being metal, scheduling, shenanigans, car trouble, Patrick’s birthday, picking up chicks, strange cakes, cool waiters, Super Mutant rights, and Shovel Knight.

This week on BADAM! Radio Thrillers: "Punch McHardfist" (One-shot, hopefully)

Music used:
Explore 07 - Inon Zur
Flesh & Metal - Mick Gordon
Standoff - Inon Zur
Rip & Tear - Mick Gordon
Uninvited - Inon Zur
At Doom's Gate - Mick Gordon

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BADAM! Episode 70: The Cancer Diet

April 18, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Sabel, and Richie talk about breaking and entering, coupons, terrible nicknames, Dark Souls, Overwatch, band politics, funerals, prostate exams, profling, and fishermen.

Also, Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Richie give their reactions to Patrick's first ever wrestling show: NXT Live.

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BADAM! Gaiden 12: Party of Four III

April 9, 2017

Sabel introduces a compilation of Party of Four in "The Quest for the Arcane Crystal".

From episodes 61-64 and 65. For music credits, check the descriptions of the respective episodes.

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BADAM! Episode 69: Chesley

April 2, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about forgetting Chris exists, songwriting, working out, bees, ignoring management, internet celebrity dumpster fires, Troy’s big news, and best/worst teachers.

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BADAM! Episode 68: Repitles Against Dads

March 27, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, Sabel, and Richie talk about Chris' absence, OKCupid, being late, self defense, private prisons, traffic accidents, and trying to be positive.

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BADAM! Episode 67: The Video Game Episode

March 15, 2017

Troy, Patrick, and Sabel talk about The Witcher 3, Bioware games, politics (sorry), the Nintendo Switch, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, bizarre dreams, and petty revenge.

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BADAM! Episode 66: Pizza Drone

March 12, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Sabel, and Chris talk about car troubles, Chris’ new job, vacations, convention crowds, hardcore dancing, irony, junk mail, and furry raves.

This week on BADAM! Radio Quests: Party of Four in "The Quest for the Arcane Crystal" (Finale)

Music used:
Ladies of the Woods - Percival & Marcin Przybyłowicz
Shadows and Echoes - Jeremy Soule
Menu Theme - Mikko Tarmia
Hub - Mikko Tarmia
Tooth and Claw - Jeremy Soule
Silent Footsteps - Jeremy Soule
Water Music - George Frideric Handel
Decay - Kevin MacLeod
Around the Fire - Jeremy Soule

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BADAM! Episode 65: dadcomehome@yahoo.com

March 6, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about deer playing chicken, Patrick's cougar adventure, alpha-beta males, Bioshock, being a dick on the internet, Will Save the Galaxy for Food, watching Naruto on the toilet, and a new taste test.

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BADAM! Episode 64: Transgender Penguins

February 26, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Sabel, and Chris talk about the Grand Mac, hunting tactics, Patrick’s murderous dog, being unemployed, targeted ads, Samurai Jack, Fallout 4, and Aesthetic Perfection.

This week on BADAM! Radio Quests: Party of Four in "The Quest for the Arcane Crystal" (Pt. 4)

Music used:
Drumbeat of the Dunmer - Jeremy Soule
Deep Waters - Jeremy Soule
Ancient Sorrow - Jeremy Soule
Tundra - Jeremy Soule
Journey's End - Jeremy Soule

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BADAM! Episode 63: School Bears

February 20, 2017

Troy, Patrick, and Sabel talk about Chris sucking, weird music, The Forest Temple, and a new game Troy came up with: Wrestler or Fleshlight.

This week on BADAM! Radio Quests: Party of Four in "The Quest for the Arcane Crystal" (Pt. 3)

Music used:
No Way Fatality - RavenCyarm (Mashup)
Gangreas - RavenCyarm (Mashup)
Rock the Phenomenal - RavenCyarm (Mashup)
Watchman's Ease - Jeremy Soule
Awaiting the Debutante - Helmut Hampton
Unbroken Road - Jeremy Soule
Into Darkness - Jeremy Soule
Caught Off Guard - Jeremy Soule

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BADAM! Episode 62: Attack of the Chihuahuas

February 8, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about headaches, rolls, trains, pelicans, engagements, and chihuahuas.

 

This week on BADAM! Radio Quests: Party of Four in "The Quest for the Arcane Crystal" (Pt. 2)

Music used:

Emhyr van Emreis - Marcin Przybylowicz
Through the Valleys - Jeremy Soule
Into Darkness - Jeremy Soule
Caught Off Guard - Jeremy Soule
Shadows and Echoes - Jeremy Soule
Secunda - Jeremy Soule

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BADAM! D&D Episode 4: Cult-ure Shock

January 27, 2017

Bligeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro enter the pirate's secret lair and attempt to find and save the revenant's lost family.

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BADAM! D&D Episode 3: Pirate Island

January 24, 2017

Bilgeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro arrive at their destination. What will they find on this supposedly pirate-infested isle?

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BADAM! D&D Episode 2: Dwarven Powerbomb

January 22, 2017

Bilgeweed, Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro continue their adventure. As Kyro investigates the captain's cabin, Ulfgar and Bill must distract a man heading towards it.

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BADAM! D&D Episode 1: The Adventure Begins

January 21, 2017

Bilgeweed , Ash, Ulfgar, and Kyro are in a tavern, drinking and celebrating, when a mysterious figure enters the establishment...

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BADAM! Episode 61: F*** Waffle House

January 14, 2017

Troy, Patrick, Sabel, and Chris talk about getting fired, the toy department, exercise equipment, SOMA, girls playing healers, and New Years.

This week on BADAM! Radio Quests: Party of Four in "The Quest for the Arcane Crystal" (Pt. 1)

Music used:
Tavern - Jason Hayes
From Past to Present - Jeremy Soule
Awaiting the Debutante - Helmut Hampton
Water Music, Suite No. 2 - George Frideric Handel

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BADAM! Episode 60: Keep Chris in Christmas

December 26, 2016

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about Christmas gifts, Christmas memories. Chris getting hit on, and the Mandela Effect.

This week on BADAM! Radio Specials: A Very Chris-y Christmas!

Music used:
Overwatch Winter Wonderland - Neal Acree
God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen - Kenny G
The Darkness That Lurks - Akira Yamaoka
Ashes and Ghosts - Akira Yamaoka
Sleigh Ride - Leroy Anderson
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy - Midnight Syndicate

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BADAM! Episode 59: Meaty Bagpipes

December 25, 2016

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about pizza parties, end of semesters, Overwatch porn, bagpipes, cringy posts, bad looking selfies, hard drive death, Titanfall 2's campaign, and really bad movies.

This week on BADAM! Radio Mysteries: Detective Duncan and the Kingdom of the Mole People (Finale)

Music used:

Fall of the Hammer - Jeremy Soule
Noire #1 - MusicByPedro
Orc Northrend - Russell Brower, Derek Duke, & Glenn Stafford
Standing Stones - Jeremy Soule
Noire Clarinet - Andrew Hale
Main Theme - Andrew Hale

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BADAM! Episode 58: Too Soon

December 17, 2016

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about reasons not to come to America, "Fantastic Beasts", masturbation guilt, death and apathy, being thankful, and cake vs. pie.

This week on BADAM! Radio Mysteries: Detective Duncan and the Kingdom of the Mole People (Pt. 1)

Music used:
Main Theme - Andrew Hale
Orc 2 - Derek Duke, Glenn Stafford, Tracy W. Bush, & Jason Hayes
Dragon and Toast - Kevin MacLeod
Bloody Blades - Jeremy Soule
Deep Waters - Jeremy Soule
From the Fields of Gallia - Antti Martikainen

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BADAM! Episode 57: Boy Sauce

December 7, 2016

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about Patrick's new Tinder adventure, favorite snacks, weird erotica, "To Catch A Predator", and Big Boy.

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BADAM! Gaiden 11: BADAM! Against Humanity

November 27, 2016

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel are joined by Gabby to play Cards Against Humanity in a special episode!

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BADAM! Episode 56: God I Hate Tom Brady

November 24, 2016

WARNING: This was recorded 3 days after Election Day, so political talk was unavoidable. Just a heads up if you're trying to avoid that kind of thing.

 

Troy, Patrick, Sabel, and Chris talk about depression, Chris' haircut, Tom Brady being a glory hog, weird erotica (again), and Patrick's adventure into the girl's bathroom.

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BADAM! Gaiden 10: All Our Snakes: Space Doctors in Space

November 13, 2016

An in-depth interview with Dr. Laurel and Dr. McCrae introduces a compilation of "All Our Snakes: Space Doctors in Space".

From episodes 46, 48, 49, and 51. For music credits, check the descriptions of the respective episodes.

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BADAM! Episode 55: Damp Crackers

November 1, 2016
Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about Ohio, cheese sandwiches, throwing handguns, neckbeards, trust funds, kittens, Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2, Possum Update 2016, and Spider: The Video Game.

This week on BADAM! Radio Quests: Party of Four in "The Horror of Manor Vaust" (Halloween Special)

Music used:

Decay - Kevin MacLeod
The Dread - Kevin MacLeod
Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix) - The Living Tombstone
Land of the Dead - Kevin MacLeod
Thatched Villagers - Kevin MacLeod
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BADAM! Episode 54: He Has Become the Grass

October 22, 2016

Troy, Patrick, and Sabel talk to Richie about how Chris sucks, marriage sucks, punk rock shows suck, Wonderwall sucks, pushy atheists suck, Detroit crowds suck, and how our podcast sucks compared to better podcasts.

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BADAM! Episode 53: Racist Ghosts

October 12, 2016

Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about "literally", skeletons, getting in fights, ghosts, stealing whiskey, and disappointing media.

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BADAM! Episode 52: I Have to Eat a Human Heart

October 6, 2016

Troy, Patrick, and Sabel talk about bathroom conversations, fast food, ceiling leaks, alchemy, and mediocre metal.

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BADAM! Episode 51: Where the Hood At?

September 28, 2016
Troy, Patrick, Chris, and Sabel talk about homophobic rap, raiding tombs, non-fantasy fantasy, how the customer is usually wrong, the gay agenda, praying for blind people, legions of world warcraft, promotions, and generalizations.

This week on BADAM! Radio Dramas: All Our Snakes: Space Doctors in Space (Finale)

Music used:

Happy Tree Friends Theme
Main Theme - Atsushi Kitajoh
Feros - Jack Wall
Stranglethorn Vale (Ambient) - Jason Hayes
Zul'Drak - Jason Hayes
To Zanarkand - Nobuo Uematsu
Surgery ~ Struggle for Life - Atsushi Kitajoh
Fatal Confrontation - Jack Wall
Main Theme (Another Mix) - Atsushi Kitajoh
Space Doctors - Ray Parker Jr. & Sabelyn Thorpe
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BADAM! Episode 50: The 50th Episode “Spectacular”

September 13, 2016
Troy, Patrick, Sabel, and Chris talk about celebrating 50 episodes, DragonCon, moving out, bad work weeks, more World of Warcraft blather, water bottle rockets, and BADAM! Trivia.

Music used:

Take on Sami - RavenCyarm (CFO$/A-ha Mashup)
Papa Loves Mambo - Perry Como
Where the Hood At? - DMX
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
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BADAM! Gaiden 9: Party of Four II

September 10, 2016

A compilation of Party of Four in "The Mystery of the Missing Elf" from episodes 36-39, 42, and 43 introduced by Patrick. Music credits in the descriptions of each episode.

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